My first scary story

Well, I started out with such enthusiasm that I feel obliged to properly introduce myself. I am the soup and you are the soul. Or, I am the soul and you are the soup. Simple. I have never read (contrary to popular belief) the most highly acclaimed novelette 'Chicken soup for the soul'. Frankly, the title scares me. I have never read it, and therefore can't in any way criticize or critique the book. I believe it to be in the same category as 'The zen art of motorcycle maintenance'. Trust me, I have no clue.